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{Filthy Rich Kids Lyrics – all lyrics written by James Lincoln}

-----------Mildly Interested-------------
Jeannie, I’m mildly interested, mildly interested, mildly interested.
Jeannie, I’m mildly interested, mildly interested, so mildly interested!
When we first met,
You wore a yellow shirt to school and talked about the beach.
You always fall asleep in class, good grades are just out of reach.
And you have a boyfriend in Philly, but that’s so far away!
So have a fling and have some fun, it would be okay!
Jeannie, I’m mildly interested, mildly interested, mildly interested.
Jeannie, I’m mildly interested, mildly interested, so mildly interested!
Out of the blue,
You call me up at eleven p.m. and ask me about my week.
It sends me these mixed feelings and I don’t know what to think.
And I guess that you’re a weird girl, but not in a bad way.
I’m surprised I’ve not scared you off by now, I like it how you stay.
Jeannie, you know I’m interested, I’m obviously mildly interested.
Jeannie, you know I’m interested, I’m obviously mildly interested!
And we got nothing in common except you work at the arcade,
So I guess we’re not missing all that much…
Still I like you in a really weird and freaky way!
Jeannie, are you interested, are you at least mildly interested?
Jeannie, are you interested, are you at least mildly interested?
Jeannie…?  PS: look I spelled you’re name right…

----------Feel-Good Girlfriend----------
She’s got curved hips and narrow thighs, she don’t complain about your height.
She’s got long black hair that’s arrow straight.  She’s real secure about her weight.
And she never lets you know how she’s feelin.
If/when you screw up she don’t remind, she don’t complain or speak her mind.
And she never lets you know, no she never lets you know
No she never lets you know how she’s feelin.
All her clothes are made of silk, her kisses taste like chocolate milk.
But you’re so alone when you hold her hand and it tears you up how she’s in demand.
Why won’t she let me know, why won’t she let me know?
Why won’t she let me know how she’s feelin?
Breathe, laugh, and cry, marry and die. Breathe, laugh, and cry, marry and die.
Cuz what you want aint what you need, but what you get may supercede.
And you can starve to death on your one-night stands.  
And life’s no fun with out her reprimands.  
Why won’t she let me know, why won’t she let me know?
Why won’t she let me know how she’s feelin?
Cuz All I need is just to know, I tell you 
All I need is just to know, I’m singing,
All I need is just to know how she’s feelin

----Absolutely----
Well, I don’t even know what’s going on,
So I wont try to pretend as if I do.
And I know that you got a lot of problems already,
So I try not to be another one for you.
And I’m sorry that I love you but I know that it is true,
Yeah I’m sorry that I love you but I absolutely do.
I’m sorry that I love you but I don’t think it hurts you,
I’m just sorry that I love you cuz it messes with me and you.
And I don’t even know what’s going on in me,
So I wont try to pretend as if I do.
And I know that you got a lot of problems already,
So I try my best not to be another one for you.
And I’m sorry that I love you cuz it hurts both me and you
Yeah I’m sorry that I love you but I absolutely do.
I’m sorry that I love you but I absolutely do!
And later on don’t believe me when I tell you it’s not true.
Later on don’t believe me when I speak my lies to you.
Hear me now and know that I can only sing the truth
That I love you, I do, you know I absolutely do.
Yeah I love you, I do, you know I absolutely do, 
love you.

-----------Waikiki-------------
You wake up on the sand, bottle of vodka in your hand.
The salt is in the air, the sand is in your hair.
Oahu is the place to be, late at night in Waikiki.
Oahu is the place to be, late at night in Waikiki.
The girls all look real nice, everyone will name her price.
This one’s giving me the eye, I figure what the hell I’ll try.
She’s looking for a little sin, she’s Japanese and pencil thin.
She’s looking for a little sin, she says, “I’m where the fun begins.”
I talk to her she’s looking cute, then it hits me she’s a prostitute.
And I don’t do your type of crime but mahalo honey for your time.
I’m looking for some love that’s free, late at night in Waikiki.
I’m looking for some love that’s free, and I don’t want to pay no fee.
I head back on the street, I smile at the girls I meet.
This one’s got looks and lots of curves, and I’ve got no problem finding words.
Says her name is Tiffany, a local here in Waikiki.
She’s gorgeous but she’s sixteen, and underage beauty queen.
Oahu is the place to be, late at night in Waikiki.
Oahu is the place to be, I wish I didn’t have to leave.
And it’s sad to say goodbye, so sad to say goodbye.
But I head home to where I know the romance has surely died.
I head home to where I know the love has surely died.

-----Less Than Perfect Man-----
Well, I’m sorry to disappoint you, I’m a less than perfect man.
I’m 5’8” I’m overweight, I don’t try the best I can.
And I’m flunking out of college, every waking day.
I’ll be an underpaid high school teacher in the ghettos of West LA.
But there’s plenty of time, plenty of time.
I don’t think I’ll ever run out of time.
Well, don’t you worry about women, they will come to you.
Just sit back and gain some weight, that’s all you got to do.
And don’t try to be athletic, you’ll probably just get hurt,
And don’t bother to eat healthy, we’re all eventually dirt.
But, there’s plenty of time, plenty of time,
Tomorrow comes everyday, so waste your life away
Tomorrow comes everyday, so waste your life away 
Yoda le le le, yo da le le lie. Yoda le le le, yo da le le lie.
There’s plenty of time, plenty of time,
I don’t think I’ll ever run out of time.
Well, I aint been with a woman, for a week or two,
Just spread my seed and smoke my weed, that’s all I care to do.
Yoda le le le, yo da le le lie. Yoda le le le, yo da le le lie.
There’s plenty of time, plenty of time,
I don’t think I’ll ever run out of time.

------Zhang Ziyi----------
Well I’m progressing on the music scene, but I stay so so with girls,
and she represents an impossible love cuz we come from different worlds
but Zhang Ziyi will you go out with me, I can understand your mandarin
I think we’d make a lovely pair with your fresh cute looks & my short brown hair
I like the way you get angry, &  I love it how you smile
I pause the tape on your funny face & I watch for a little while
I hope that I’m your type of man, cuz I know that you got your choice
You got a lot of acting talent & a beautiful singing voice
Well, I don’t speak Chinese, but still I’m on my knees
and I am begging her please, Zhang Ziyi, (go out with me) X 2
I'd walk you down the road home if you ever asked me to
You could wear your pink sweater so you don’t catch the flu
I'd let you be my hidden dragon even if you threw those fits
& I pick the girl over the sword whenever you offer it!
Now I’m rushing home during Rush Hour 2 just see you
You offer me 'some apple,' how could I refuse?
Well, I don’t speak Chinese, but still I'm on my knees
and I am begging her please, Zhang Ziyi, (go out with me) X 2
Oh ZZ will you go out with me I am asking you from across the sea
yes ZZ will you go out w/ me can you understand this american?
Oh ZZ what do you see? Am I a good enough man for thee? ZZ

-----The Cancer Song-----
I miss you… I’m misused, I’m misused. I miss you… I’m misused, I’m misused.
I’m sorry I’m a cancer that is eating up your time.
I’m sorry I’m a cancer…just cut me out of your schedule!
Cancer, cancer! Cut him out of your life. ,Cancer, cancer! Cut him out to save time.
I metastasize, right before your eyes…Im the king of the oncogene.
And you don’t even know where I am…
I am in the bread, I am in the wine, I am in the fluids that infect your spine
And you don’t even know what I am.
A cancer doesn’t have much feelings, a cancer doesn’t have real friends.
A cancer doesn’t know what’s wrong or right he just fights until the end!
I miss you… I’m misused, I’m misused. I miss you… I’m misused, I’m misused.
Cancer, cancer! Cut him out of your life. ,Cancer, cancer! Cut him out to save time.
A giant moth is upon my door, he talks to me I listen quietly…
He says, “Hey boy, wont you let me in, its cold outside…and im freezing.”
I say, “No Sir you may not enter, now go away please, I don’t want your disease.”
And the angel gives a cold callous face.
Cancer, cancer! Cut him out of your life. ,Cancer, cancer! Cut him out to save time.
Cancer, cancer, cancer!

-----Romance on the Fly-----
It’s so damn cold out on this pier as we overlook the sea.
But I am warm when you are near cuz you got the hots for me.
We’re not boyfriend and girlfriend yet, but that may change real soon.
I’m liking her more and more you bet, every Friday afternoon.
And we’re out tonight on our second date, its still kinda hard for me to keep this girl’s
name straight.  But I can see that she’s falling for me and I don’t know where this will go.
Now hold me close to you tonight, and let me know how you feel.
The skies are dark but your eyes are bright, they thaw my heart and I heal.
Your closest friends and your daisy flowers wont save you from the cold.
To make it through our darkest hours we need a hand in ours to hold.
And this is romance on the fly, every date is original.
Every single time we meet I don’t know where it will go…
And I don’t call her baby, that name is still warm from being used on another---
Girls don’t like to hear maybe, but that’s all I can promise and I will not lie to her
No I will not lie to her
She don’t get jealous of my friends or of the things I like no
And when she finds out my best friend is a girl she doesn’t act like a psycho.
But now we try to say goodbye, as we stop in her neighbor hood.
A pensive kiss and a worried smile, not all things last for good.
And this is romance on the fly, every date is original.
Every single time we meet I don’t know where it will go…
And I don’t call her baby, that name is still warm from being used on another---
Girls don’t like to hear maybe, but that’s all I can promise and I will not lie to her
No I will not lie to her. No I will not lie to her!

-----Write me a song-----
(Dialogue)
James…
>Yeah?…
Will you write a song about me?
>Why?…
Because I want my Awrasaness to be recorded or remembered forever…
>Well, what does Awrasa mean?
It means “beautiful girl.”
>Alright, alright...

--------Awrasa---------
Write me a song, yeah, write me a song.
It doesn’t have to be good, it doesn’t have to be long.
Sing how we’re best friends and how we get along, 
but baby put it in song, yeah baby put it in song!
And name that song Awrasa, it’ll prove to me you care.
But only if its awesome, and not too far out there.
Hey Awrasa, here is your song,
I wrote it like you asked, I hope I didn’t do this wrong, you said…
Write, me a song yeah write me a song.
Cuando me digas que me amas I will tell you you’re wrong
Di que linda soy and our friendship is strong,
but baby put it in song, yeah baby put it in song!
Cuz Awrasa means beautiful, it means beautiful, beautiful girl
And that’s the type of pretty that just don’t fade, and there’s only 
One of her in the world, in the whole stupid world...
Hey Awrasa, here is your song,
I wrote it like you asked, I hope I did nothing wrong, you said…
When things are going well I will always of cried,
Cuando me pidas el amor you’ll of course be denied.
I’m fighting with my parents can you give me a ride?
Never have high hopes it’s a matter of pride!
So name your song Awrasa, it will prove to me you care.
And when it makes you famous you will look to me and say…
I owe you, I owe you, I owe you….

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Lyrics as of 7-11-02